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Officials Insist Crocodile-Infested River Is Completely Safe for Olympic Rowing Event

Crocodiles yet to confirm participation, but reportedly very interested.

Drew Curtis

AI Teddy Bears Extremely Unsafe For Kids, And Possibly Adults 

Finally, a teddy bear that can both mispronounce “Snuggle” and ruin your will to parent.

Drew Curtis

Anyone Want a Cocaine Hippo? Free to a Good Home

Otherwise, Colombia’s going to make hippo burgers out of them.

Drew Curtis

Kansas Teens Secure 27-Foot Hot Dog on Wheels as Prom Transportation, Your Mom at Prom Joke Goes Here

Seaman High juniors bypass traditional limo market with Oscar Mayer Wienermobile 

Drew Curtis

Fred Durst Announces Festival for the Uninvited, Somehow Without Irony

Limp Bizkit frontman and noted Loserville impresario replies to Lil Wayne's Coachella pity post with what appears to be a business proposal.

Drew Curtis

Ukraine to Field 25,000 Military Ground Robots in 2026 

Russia counters with new coal-powered reconnaissance horse.

Drew Curtis

Penn and Teller Advise Supreme Court That a Texas Investigator Mistook a Carnival Act for Evidence

Teller concurs in writing.

Drew Curtis

This Is Your Pilot Barking

It’s not good when your plane makes strange noises; it’s even worse when they’re coming from your pilot.

Justin Cappa