Interstellar Comet Has So Much Methanol It Could Be Kentucky’s Official State Bird

Alien visitor contains more alcohol than almost any comet in our solar system, raising questions about what exactly is going on out there and whether or not we can get invited to it.

“This Comet Thing Is Aliens,” Says Resident Harvard Fraud Avi Loeb

Like he does every week, without evidence.

Newly Arrived Interstellar Comet Baffling Scientists With Unexpected Composition and Erratic Behavior

Scientists say it’s older than our solar system, which explains why it complains about the music.

Harvard’s Space Fraud Avi Loeb Says Space Rock Is Definitely Aliens This Time

Provides zero evidence as usual.

Harvard Professional Seeking Attention Says Streak in Mars Photo Could Be Extraterrestrial

So could his search history. We’re just asking questions here.

It’s 10 Kilometers Wide, Billions of Years Old, and Hauling Space Ice at 61 km/s

But sure, let’s name it after a budget Hawaiian telescope.

Jurassic Park-ty: Museum Breaks Costumed Dinosaur Record

Leave it to Florida to break a world record for dinosaurs, as if there aren’t already enough retirees down that way.