Aglow UFO Puts on Show in New England Borough

Was it aliens or advanced spy technology? Because those are the only two options.

World’s Oldest Fossilized Forest Discovered in England

Researchers from Cambridge and Cardiff Universities discovered the world’s oldest fossilized forest, dating back 390 million years. That’s so long ago, it even predates dinosaurs and the Rolling Stones.

Billy Idol Credits Crack Cocaine With Curing His Heroin Addiction

The '80s rocker has a new documentary, a sobriety-adjacent lifestyle, and the most unhinged recovery story since Keith Richards changed his own blood.

Bad Bunny Also Scored Big at the Toilet Bowl, per NYC Stats

“I’ve got to go to the bano bad,” New Yorkers thought after the halftime show.

Barron Trump’s Long-Distance Girlfriend Used Disappearing Messages, Spoke Russian, and Was Dating Another Russian

Somewhere a retired CIA case officer is screaming into a pillow.

Man Wins Lottery, Plows Winnings Into Building £288 Million Counterfeit Valium Empire

Retirement is for quitters.

Super Bowl Teams Refuse To Train Near 49ers Facility Built Over Hellmouth

Coaches cite logistics, geography, and a general sense of doom.

Fishin’ Impossible: Criminals Pull off $400K Frozen Lobster Heist

They were on a seafood diet - they see food, they steal it.

Fundraising Begins To Protect Britain’s Most Anatomically Confident Archaeological Asset

Saving the countryside, one giant public display of chalk affection at a time.

Hot Tub Crime Machine: Car Thieves Caught Wet-Handed

They almost made the perfect wetaway.