Florida AG Announces Investigation Into Whether ChatGPT Is the Real Reason People Keep Getting Shot in Florida

Because blaming video games, television, D&D, Satan, and fatherless households instead of the guns is completely played out at this point.

Florida Fails To Ban Cousin Marriage After Busy Session of Banning Everything Else

Cousin marriage ban dies in session gridlock after being quietly attached to a bill about dental hygienist lasers and marijuana dispensary setback requirements.

Florida Man Banned From Every Waffle House in Florida. Bonus: He’s Running for Governor

Man running to lead Florida ceremonially banned from an institution that metaphorically represents it.

Florida Man Uses Taco Season and Pokemon Cards to Pioneer All-New Gateway Felony Strategy

When life gives you cumin, apparently you build a black-market Charizard empire.

Florida Man Attempts To Invade Cuba

In a bold attempt to reboot the Bay of Pigs franchise, Florida Man brings assault rifles, Molotov cocktails, and zero adult supervision.

Florida Pizzeria Hits Pause on Latest Topping: Frozen Iguanas

Sometimes the catch of the day falls out of a tree after freezing.

Live Grenade Found in Florida Goodwill Bin. Again

Yet another reminder that the donation line is not a demilitarization program.

Florida Man Cites Aliens, Teleportation, X-Men in BMW Theft Defense

The incident marks the latest collision between Florida law and the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Florida Woman Divorces Husband Over ChatGPT Relationship

Her attorney argued the bot was more attentive, better at conversation, and never left the toilet seat up.

Arctic Blast Tuesday Could Cause Iguanas To Rain From Florida Trees

State wildlife officials advise looking up, though honestly that's just good life advice in Florida generally.