Bumbling Fools: Women Swipe Left on New Bumble Ad Campaign

The dating app seemingly encouraged women to lower their standards in a ham-fisted ad campaign. Mmm… ham.

Take Me Out to the Meatball Game: The Newest Major League Ballpark Feasts

Major League Baseball concessions are reaching new culinary heights. Sacrifice Bundt cake, anyone?

A Big Bang: School Sets New Guinness Record for Confetti Cannons Fired Simultaneously

A school in Western Australia holds the new world record for… letting students and faculty shoot off confetti guns together, which we grudgingly admit is actually pretty cool.

Last Resort: Iguana Lays 30 Eggs in a Miami Resort Water Slide

Safe places for Iguanas to lay eggs during nesting time are getting more and more difficult to find, and these crafty lizards are getting more and more creative. For one lizard mom last week, it was time to drop the kids off… at the pool.

I Want My Gator Back, Gator Back, Gator Back: Man’s Longtime Pet Alligator Seized by State Authorities

New York’s Department of Environmental Conservation seized a Buffalo-area man’s twelve-foot, 750-pound pet alligator, which is not a euphemism - and he’s single!

2 Ohio Women Star in the “Weekend at Bernie’s” Reboot Nobody Asked For

These days it seems like every box office hit is either a remake or a reboot, and this peculiar true crime story is no exception.

Turns Out Scallops Are the Club Kids of the Ocean

Scientists in the UK discovered that if you have the bright lights, the scallops will come. Velvet ropes and bouncers can’t be far behind.

Cops and Hops: Police Encounter Pet Kangaroo

An unexpected call led Texarkana police to a friendly pet kangaroo, Rocky, at Spring Lake Park. The incident, shared on social media, brought a touch of joy and laughter to the community. Rocky is being held without bail and faces 12 years in prison.

55,000 Kit Kats Go Missing in Bizarre Candy Caper

The journey of two shipping crates of candy bars took an unexpected turn, leaving freight broker Mr. Shane Black knee-deep in a pool of confusing chocolatey troubles, and wishing for a break… a Kit Kat break.

Is That a Python in Your Pants?

A man found himself in legal trouble after attempting to transport three Burmese pythons across the U.S.-Canadian border. Facing probation, he shed light on the underground trade of exotic reptiles. Stay tuned for updates on this unusual case.