Florida Woman Steals Publix Motorized Cart To Go to Her Doctor’s Appointment

...Invents the for-profit medicine version of Uber Eats.

Florida Man Challenges Trump to Trial-By-Golf Duel for Presidency

Also asks judge for strippers, typewriter, and beatdown session.

Florida Nearly Becomes the World’s First Cocaine-Themed Extinction Event, According to Authorities

Authorities call it a major seizure; Florida calls it a Tuesday.

Florida Man Arrested After Drug Drone Downed

The drugs themselves were high, but the comedown was a total bummer.

Alien Invasion Denied as Florida Continues To Disappoint Sky-Watchers, Earthlings

And pretty much anyone else who visits there. Other than the Disneyphiles. They love it.

Local Peacock Goes Full Florida Man, Declares War on Sleep and Salads

Move over, Florida Man – a village in England's got a peacock problem, and he's here for your kale.

Florida Bear and Alligator Have No Idea Where They’re Going

When animals attack… lawn chairs and home improvement stores, nature isn’t particularly healing.

Fun-Loving Florida Thief Offers Cops a Drink

He got a chaser he didn’t ask for.

Grin & Bear It: Depressed Florida Black Bear Becomes Unwilling Selfie Celeb

An unhappy black bear was spotted along a Florida highway last week, and authorities are warning tourists to stop taking selfies with it. As for the subject of these paparazzi, the photographic attention is simply unbearable.

Body of Cries! Florida Priest Bites Woman

A priest in Florida is in hot holy water after biting a woman on the hand.