Musk Says Cybertrucks Can Briefly Be Boats. Texas Man Sets Out To Test That Theory. Fails

In fairness, it did briefly serve as a boat in the same way a piano briefly serves as a parachute.

Musk Tells Employees His Superintelligent AI Needs Moon Factory With Giant Catapult

Neglects to mention the other 47 prerequisite steps.

Elon Musk’s AI Declares Him Sexier Than Brad Pitt, More Athletic Than Lebron James, MechaHitler

Grok’s devotion levels now measurable only in dog years and delusion.

Cards Against Humanity Takes on Elon Musk, and You Could Get Paid

The wonderfully raunchy party game Cards Against Humanity is suing Elon Musk, and you might just get $100.

Cybertruck Owner Finds Out “Wade Mode” Is Actually “Sink Mode”

Not the first time someone's had a sinking feeling realizing listening to Elon Musk might not have been the smartest idea.

World’s Richest Man’s Favorite X Account Belongs to Anonymous Rando in India

"Musk loves to be glazed, and this person is the doughnut factory" - Academic Quote of The Year contender. 

OpenAI’s $500 Billion Flagship Coding Agent Had To Be Told Four Separate Times Not To Talk About Goblins

And also gremlins, ogres, and pigeons. What the hell is going on over there?

Tesla Files Patent To Solve Cybertruck Battery Range Problems: A Trailer Towing an Extra Battery

The truck of the future, powered by a slightly smaller truck following it.

Vatican Exorcism School Adds AI Module to Annual Demon-Fighting Curriculum

Participants will also hear from a woman who became possessed and started speaking Arabic, which exorcists say is less common than Latin but still gets you flagged at airports

Mechahitler, Now Working for the FDA, Will Happily Tell You What Food To Put in Your Rectum

Your tax dollars at work, ranking bananas by load-bearing capacity.