Russia Debuts AI Robot That Immediately Face-Plants to the Theme of Rocky

This marks the first time in history something Russian has gone down to "Eye of the Tiger" without performance-enhancing drugs. 

Russian Military Upgrades From Horse-Drawn Carriages to Mad Max Cosplay Vehicles

Next up: coal-powered blimps.

French Navy Intercepts “Mystery” Ship Launching Drones. And by “Mystery” We Mean “Russian”

Disclaimer: This article is based on actual news from the real world – honestly! However, it has been sprinkled with a healthy dose of satire. French authorities have detained a mysterious, Benin-flagged tanker suspected of belonging to Russia’s so-called “shadow fleet” after it refused to stop blasting “Rasputin” by Boney M over the marine radio.  […]

Russia Calls Turkey About Buying Back the S-400s It Sold Them

Moscow’s latest plan to restock military supplies: raid its own garage sales.

Russian Oligarch’s $325 Million Yacht up for Auction

Includes helipad, gold toilets, and a 50% chance of being repossessed the moment you leave port.

China Demonstrates New Laser Weapon. Russia Counters With Goat Wearing Soup Cans

Proof that supervillains come in two speeds: laser pointers and livestock cosplay.

Russian Summer Camp: Now With 63% More Grenades and 100% Less Fun

Summer fun now available in AK-47, camo, and mild PTSD.

Russia’s 83rd Airborne Division Heroes Accidentally Win Darwin Award for Stolen Valor

They really shot themselves in the foot on this one. Figuratively and literally.

Russian Navy’s “New” Ship Sinks After Leaving Drydock

Coming soon: Russian Air Force crashes dirigible before it leaves the hangar.

Scientists Prove Universe Is Not a Simulation

Using the exact kind of reasoning a simulation would use to hide that it's a simulation.