If you’re looking for some entertainment in New Jersey, and who isn’t, you don’t have to go far. Just hop on Route 47 in Dennis Township and feast your eyes on the most thrilling sight you’ll ever see in your life: a chair!
Chair sits precariously on top of house (Facebook/Chair Watch Group)
But not just any chair, oh no. This is a chair that defies gravity, logic and common sense. It’s a chair that hangs precariously from the top floor of a dilapidated house with no roof. It’s a chair that has become a legend, a mystery, a meme, and its fame is growing at an alarming rate.
The chair has attracted almost 10,000 admirers, who have joined a Facebook group called “Chair Watch” to share their awe and wonder, and demonstrate that it doesn’t take much to excite people in New Jersey. The group’s description says it all:
“One day it will come down but until then we all must drive by and look at the chair in all its mesmerizing glory. Why is it still there? How long can it last? Will it blow off before the entire house falls down? Is it nailed to the floor? Things we all want to know and don’t want to know at the same time because it will ruin the fun. Watch the chair with us.”
The group posts daily updates on the chair’s status, along with hilarious chair-related jokes and memes. It’s the best thing that ever happened to New Jersey, and possibly the world.
But before you rush to join the fun, be warned: the group does not condone trespassing or disturbing the chair or the house. They respect the chair’s privacy and dignity, and so should you. The chair is not a toy, it’s a phenomenon.
So next time you’re on your way to the Jersey Shore, or if you want to organize an entire vacation around it, don’t miss this opportunity to witness history in the making. The chair may not be there forever, but it will always be in our hearts.
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