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Missy Baker

Missy Baker is a writer, comedian, and overbearing dog mom based in Los Angeles,

California. When this content queen isn’t busy crafting jokes, she can be found staring at her phone and disassociating. Comedy writers—they’re just like us!

Latest Posts from Missy Baker

5 Reasons To Celebrate the 4th of July Even Though Everything Kind of Sucks

Happy Birthday, America! I know it’s kind of a bummer this year, but hang in there - there are still plenty of awesome reasons to celebrate the big 249 today.

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Oh Baby, NYC is Putting Rats on Birth Control

Women looking for access to free birth control, look no further. There’s a simple solution: just move to New York City and become a rat.

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Three’s a Crowd: California Couple to Evict Huge Black Bear Who Moved Into Their Crawlspace

Having roommates is no walk in the park. Just ask one Sierra Madre couple who had a bear of a tenant move in and refuse to leave.

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Black Lights, Peanut Butter, and Panic: One Alaskan Island’s Mission to Stay Rat‑Free

A once peaceful island in the Bering Sea is currently in chaos after a resident reported maybe, possibly seeing a rat.

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Australian Swimmer Claims Chilling Encounter with the Loch Ness Monster

Australian swimmer claims close encounter with Loch Ness Monster—and he’s got the tattoo to prove it.

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Cards Against Humanity Takes on Elon Musk, and You Could Get Paid

The wonderfully raunchy party game Cards Against Humanity is suing Elon Musk, and you might just get $100.

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UK Train Service Canceled After Unticketed Squirrels Refuse to Leave

You’ve heard of Snakes on a Plane, now get ready for the gritty real-life reboot, Squirrels on a Train.

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Want to be a Flight Attendant? Delta Says, Don’t Forget Your Underwear

Delta Airlines is looking for flight attendants to help staff the friendly skies, but applicants seem to be struggling in the dress code department.

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8-Year-Old Busted for Taking Mom’s SUV on Solo Target Run

An 8-year-old Ohio girl is safely back at home after taking Mommy’s car on a joyride while police frantically searched for her.

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Flying Solo: German Woman Ends 10-Year Affair with Boeing 737

Break-ups are a real drag. Especially when your ex is a major hunk… of metal.

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Jelly-Loving Bear Busted on Video Breaking Into California Cabin

A mysterious break-in at a California cabin has residents fearing for their lives… and their condiments.

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Mystery Pinecone Mandala in Massachusetts Sparks Wild Theories Online

Anyone who’s ever read a fairy tale or watched a slasher movie knows some messed-up stuff goes down in the woods. This latest example from Waltham, Massachusetts, is no exception.

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