(Thomas Mitchell)
- A Denver man has challenged the public to a “milk chug-off” competition – contestants will race to drink large quantities of milk as quickly as possible
- The flyers that the ‘Bovine Baron’ has posted around town were originally an April Fool’s joke, but now he’s standing by the challenge.
- The poster taunts, “I have dairy in my veins. I suckle at the teat of greatness, and it nurtures me well. You? You’re nothing but filth on the bottom of my shoe.”
- The poster originally invited anyone to send a photo of themselves chugging milk, saying he would come to their location and challenge them.
- It has since spiraled into an event at Observatory Park in South Denver this Sunday, 19th April at 2:30 pm. Whoever drinks the most milk in 5 minutes wins. Do you think you can udderly destroy him in the challenge? Well, you know where to go…
Original Source: Westword