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Economy Fliers Can Kind of Sleep in a Bed Now (But No Funny Stuff)

Now you can uncomfortably lie flat instead of uncomfortably reclining at an angle

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Man in Cow Costume Tries To Stab Family Member

The steaks were high. Or drunk. Or off their meds, most likely.

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Multiple Michael Myers Mar Massachusetts

"Yeah baby," said one confused Austin Powers cosplayer, shortly before being stabbed to death.

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Human Skull Hunt on Easter Goes About as Well as (Un)Planned

Let’s just say eggs weren’t the only things dyed at this park.

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World’s Oldest Tortoise in Crypto Scam

His death was reported, but it was all part of a crypto shell game.

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Drug Dealer Hit by Flying Bag of Cocaine

There’s more than one way to take a hit.

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Kat Burglars Steal 12 Tons of Chocolate

The klepto choco bandits are still on the loose and may be armed and extremely delicious.

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New Seafood Trend: Pretending It’s Meat

Your next surf and turf might look more like a turf and turf.

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Bug Tussle, TX, Stops Making Street Signs After Multiple Thefts

Big Trouble in little Bug Tussle.

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Dumb Waiter Robot Won’t Stop Dancing

The future is here, and boy does it enjoy cutting a rug.

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News Report on Bear Attack Interrupted by Bear

She continued the story, proving she was no cub reporter.

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Sharks Muddy the Green Waters in the Chicago River

St. Patrick only gets a day, but sharks have a whole week.

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