Thursday, May 21, 2026

Jason Salmon

Jason Salmon is a Texas-born, NYC-based standup whose comedy has been described as “…like getting the best advice you’ve ever gotten…from the dumbest guy you know.”

Jason wrote and performed two standup albums and two standup specials, getting over a million views on YouTube as well as regular standup and sketch clips which have been viewed millions of times online.

He wrote and performed as The Cowboy on Comedy Central’s A Cowboy Explains Series and has written and performed in sketches both live and online As an actor, he’s been featured in, Red Dead Redemption 2, Orange is the New Black, Hulu’s Wu-Tang Clan Series, & 30 Rock, as well as tons of commercials.

As a standup, he’s headlined throughout the US & performed for the troops in Central America, Europe, Greenland, and Afghanistan.

Latest Posts from Jason Salmon

5 Places to Hide Easter Eggs To Make Your Kids Better People

We’re already teaching our kids that it’s okay to hunt for the offspring of egg-laying rabbits. Here’s how to also infuse some positive lessons into this Easter holiday.

Jason Salmon

How To Remember It’s Father’s Day (For Next Year – This Year It’s Already Too Late)

Dang it. You forgot Father’s Day again. Here are some tricks to not let that happen again. Feel free to reread this article next year.

Jason Salmon

Last Minute Father’s Day Gifts to Definitely Not Get Your Dad

Father’s Day is the one day each year when we realize we have no idea what our dad likes. Here are a few things he definitely doesn’t.

Jason Salmon

How to Honor Memorial Day and Still Have a Killer Pool Party

Sure Memorial Day is a serious holiday that commemorates those we lost in war. But for those who just want to have a great party, here’s how not to seem like a jerk.

Jason Salmon

Always Ask Witches Follow-Up Questions

Sure we all loved Harry Potter. But when those characters are real and also adults, it can end up being a way worse story.

Jason Salmon

Turns Out Being Old is Better Than a Car Alarm

Automobile thieves are getting younger and more tech savvy. The stick shift may be our best defense.

Jason Salmon

The Kyleness of Strangers

Is there such a thing as too many Kyles? Unless you’re a Bosnian man named Ivan or a lover of Kyle puns, the answer is probably, “Who cares?”

Jason Salmon

Some Tips on How to Not Ruin Mother’s Day

We love our moms and we appreciate what they do for us. On Mother’s Day, the best way to repay her is to be completely different people from the children she knows.

Jason Salmon

Gun-Waving Florida Couple Deserves the Benefit of the Doubt

Yes, these gun-toting muscle heads triggered an emergency lockdown of a Miami daycare. But I’m sure they have a solid explanation.

Jason Salmon

Man’s Body Tries to Frame Him for Drunk-Driving

A Belgian man is cleared of a drunk driving charge after claiming his body produces alcohol. Turns out this is a real thing.

Jason Salmon

History Teaches Us There’s a Wrong Way To Celebrate a Divorce With a Firearm

A Nashville man reminds us that neither getting divorced nor shooting guns is wrong.  But history shows us there are rules to follow to stay out of jail.

Jason Salmon

The Only Certainties are Death & Taxes At Least One Gives You a Due Date

It’s tax day in America. Here are some last minute tips to help you get the most out of your least favorite day.

Jason Salmon
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