Jonas Polsky

The Shoddy Guard: Secret Service Agent Robbed at Gunpoint

Out of Service: While in California, a member of President Biden’s Secret Service detail was robbed at gunpoint. The president needs to be protected, but who will protect the protectors?

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Sex Machina: Tokyo Launches Dating App and Japanese People are Getting Screwed

Mating App: Faced with a dwindling birth rate, Tokyo is launching an official dating app to encourage citizens to marry and have children. But how far are they willing to go?

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Typeface: Local Man Sets Record for Typing With His Nose

The Wizard of Schnoz? One man set a new Guinness World Record by typing out the alphabet with his nose! Today’s workplace requires levels of productivity and efficiency that we could’ve never imagined three days ago. What new challenges lie in store for the modern worker?

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Dough No! Rat-Filled Bread Blamed on Squeak Accident

Bread Alert! In Japan, rodent parts were found in several loaves of bread. As a precaution, more than 100,000 loaves of bread had to be recalled.

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Shattered Dreams: Local Man Snaps During Pencil-Breaking Competition

Get the Lead Out! An Idaho man has tied the Guinness World Record for most pencils snapped by breaking 110 pencils in less than a minute.

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In God We Crust: Panera’s Charged Lemonade is Bread on Arrival

This Drink is TOAST! Panera’s Charged Lemonade is being blamed for the death of two customers. After a wrongful death lawsuit, Panera Bread executives decided it was time to remove Charged Lemonade from the menu, but how did it get there in the first place?

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The Market for Unique Horses is Exploding – But So Are the Horses!

Not Horsing Around! In North Carolina, a miniature horse named Sweetie has set a Guinness World Record by having a nearly six-foot-long tail! That’s REALLY, REALLY long!!! But is this incredible horse the result of high-quality breeding or – some other factor?

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Crime Wave: Murdered Dolphin Has Detectives Fishing for Clues

Watery Grave: A dolphin was found shot to death in Louisiana. Police are on the case, but something about this dolphin murder smells fishy.

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Breaking Glad: Meth Smoker Narrowly Avoids Being Fed to Bigfoot

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Rigor Mortis? Motionless Grandmother Sets Planking Record

Because it doesn’t require specialized equipment or a dedicated exercise space, planking is quickly becoming one of the most popular exercises for active seniors. But this local grandmother set a record by planking for four-and-a-half hours! Talk about core strength!

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Spill the Beans: Jason Kelce Loses His Super Bowl Ring Inside a Giant Pool of Chili

While participating in something called The Lombaby Games, retired NFL player Jason Kelce hid his Super Bowl ring in a wading pool filled with skyline chili. The ring was lost, teaching us an important lesson about putting valuable objects inside a hot tub filled with chili.

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Smoking Joints? Stolen Skeletons Being Ground Up to Make Drugs

Coffin up a Lung? Skeleton thefts have rattled local cemeteries after a drug made from ground-up human bones has gained popularity.

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