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Shashank Imarati is a marketer, part-time news satirist, and enthusiastic soccer player. He enjoys making sense of nonsense, and then making nonsense out of it again.
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Club World Cup Sniffer Dogs in Crocs Are More Fashionable Than Most Fans
Sniffer dogs at the Club World Cup are rocking Croc-style shoes to protect their paws from scorching pavement, while players and fans suffer through the heat without such luxuries.
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