Florida Man Suing After Being Bitten By Florida Alligator

It was love at first bite for the gator. The man, not so much.

Florida Deputy Cites Woman for Holding Phone in Her Hand While Driving. There’s Just One Problem

Florida policing reaches bold new heights in creative nonfiction.

Florida Man Who Passed $770,000 in Tiffany Earrings Now Passing on Legal Representation

After successfully passing diamonds, he’s apparently ready to pass the bar.

Florida MAGA Man Busted Filming in Men’s Room To Catch “Groomers”

It’s coming from inside the bathroom.

Florida Dog, Its Owner Collared in DUI Crash

Who let the dog out? Someone that probably had one too many Dogfish Heads.

Florida AG Announces Investigation Into Whether ChatGPT Is the Real Reason People Keep Getting Shot in Florida

Because blaming video games, television, D&D, Satan, and fatherless households instead of the guns is completely played out at this point.

Florida Fails To Ban Cousin Marriage After Busy Session of Banning Everything Else

Cousin marriage ban dies in session gridlock after being quietly attached to a bill about dental hygienist lasers and marijuana dispensary setback requirements.

Florida Man Banned From Every Waffle House in Florida. Bonus: He’s Running for Governor

Man running to lead Florida ceremonially banned from an institution that metaphorically represents it.

Florida Man Uses Taco Season and Pokemon Cards to Pioneer All-New Gateway Felony Strategy

When life gives you cumin, apparently you build a black-market Charizard empire.

Florida Man Attempts To Invade Cuba

In a bold attempt to reboot the Bay of Pigs franchise, Florida Man brings assault rifles, Molotov cocktails, and zero adult supervision.