Drugs Definitely Found in Bag Stating “Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs”
You’d have to be on some sort of drugs to make this mistake – and she was.
Jurassic Park-ty: Museum Breaks Costumed Dinosaur Record
Leave it to Florida to break a world record for dinosaurs, as if there aren’t already enough retirees down that way.
Buffering Zone: Netflix Sued by Frustrated Tyson-Paul Viewers
Some people unfortunately couldn't live-stream the fight, which will go down as one of the greatest sporting events in American history.
Fireball to Launch Whisky Made from Football Fans’ Tears
Fireball Whisky is launching a limited-edition concoction made from the tears of heartbroken football fans. Dubbed “Crierball,” this drink promises to capture the salty essence of football rivalries.
Floating With Disaster: Woman Banned From Three-Year Cruise For Complaining
It’s not all smooth sailing for a woman who sold everything for a three-year $350k cruise, this after excessive complaining on a WhatsApp chat group leaked and it resulted in her being banned from the much-delayed cruise that hasn’t even started yet.
Stuff It: Woman Jailed After Allegedly Pelting Sister with Ravioli
Believe it or not, the saucy dust-up happened in the state of Florida, where going to jail because of pasta is pretty low on the Weirdness Scale.
Cocaine’s Vacation Ruined by Tropical Storm Debby
Tropical Storm Debby is bringing out a lot in people - grit, perseverance, a desire to get the hell away from it and stay dry. It’s also bringing out other things, like illegal drugs washing up on shore in Florida to the tune of over $1 million.
Mangled Web: Woman Arrested for Allegedly Killing Roommate’s Pet Spider
The spider was reportedly drowned in ginger ale - a cruel act indeed, especially because it was the arachnid’s favorite soft drink.
Wawa Fan Has Impressive Collection, Also Probably Diabetes
You may think you’re a fan of (mostly) Northeastern convenience store Wawa, but one megafan has got receipts, namely 1,000 order slips in numerical order. And while the store may still be his favorite, he’s currently seeking a new hobby.
Taco Bell “Early Retirement” Pop-up Offers a Chalupa of Activities, Food, and Fun
Taco Bell has opened a new “early retirement community,” making dreams come true (for a weekend, at least) for the “old at heart.”
