Wawa Fan Has Impressive Collection, Also Probably Diabetes

You may think you’re a fan of (mostly) Northeastern convenience store Wawa, but one megafan has got receipts, namely 1,000 order slips in numerical order. And while the store may still be his favorite, he’s currently seeking a new hobby.

Taco Bell “Early Retirement” Pop-up Offers a Chalupa of Activities, Food, and Fun

Taco Bell has opened a new “early retirement community,” making dreams come true (for a weekend, at least) for the “old at heart.”

Mom, Baseball, and… Eton Fool? UK Baseball League Is Not to Be Trifled With

Baseball season is here! Let’s go Met… tropolitan London?

The Great Penny Caper: Man Arrested for Trying to Withdraw One Cent from Bank

They say crime doesn’t pay, but one man’s trip to the bank cost him a night in the pen.

Tourist Busted Vandalizing Ancient City of Pompeii: This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

A tourist got caught defacing a wall in historic Pompeii, now he’s history.

The Snek’s In The Mail – Man Repeatedly Sent Live Rattlesnakes

Mail generally isn’t supposed to consist of live animals, but a man hissed his pants after a living rattlesnake was mailed to him. Which would have been just an odd news story if it didn’t happen again.

Bumbling Fools: Women Swipe Left on New Bumble Ad Campaign

The dating app seemingly encouraged women to lower their standards in a ham-fisted ad campaign. Mmm… ham.

Take Me Out to the Meatball Game: The Newest Major League Ballpark Feasts

Major League Baseball concessions are reaching new culinary heights. Sacrifice Bundt cake, anyone?

A Big Bang: School Sets New Guinness Record for Confetti Cannons Fired Simultaneously

A school in Western Australia holds the new world record for… letting students and faculty shoot off confetti guns together, which we grudgingly admit is actually pretty cool.

Last Resort: Iguana Lays 30 Eggs in a Miami Resort Water Slide

Safe places for Iguanas to lay eggs during nesting time are getting more and more difficult to find, and these crafty lizards are getting more and more creative. For one lizard mom last week, it was time to drop the kids off… at the pool.