BC Man’s Duct Tape Acura Clocked at 130 km/h, Raising Questions About Physics, God
"She would have held."
Drew Curtis
Winter Plunderland: 3 Santas, 40 Elves Rob Grocery Store
And no, they didn't enter the store via its chimney, either.
Bram Teitelman
Amherst’s First Pet Election Ends Exactly How Cats Planned
Dogs campaigned. Cats conspired. Guess who’s napping in the mayor’s chair now?
Drew Curtis
An Act Of Cod: Falling Fish Smashes Windshield
Food might be getting more expensive everywhere, but fish is dropping in Canada.
Bram Teitelman
Lawsuit Claims Winnipeg Grocer Interrupted Man’s Criminal Lifestyle With Some Impolite Hammer Therapy
Fresh produce, frozen peas, a gallon of milk, and the occasional felony beatdown.
Drew Curtis
Knot Your Typical Milestone: Canadian Politician Wears Lots of Ties
When a world record and fashion statement are both accomplished, everybody wins.
Gabe Herman
Rogue Hugging Bandits on the Loose in Canada
Those free hugs you’re being offered are anything but.
Bram Teitelman
August 20: National Hawaiian Pizza Day
The day when pineapple invades pizza everywhere, and divides families.
Richard Cole
Canada Confirms the First Known Case of Fish Arson
Experts call it a freak accident—locals, however, say the fish had “a glint in its eye and a grudge against trees. And Canada.”
Drew Curtis
Way More Egg Seizures Than Fentanyl Seizures at Borders
Maybe not eggsactly what they’d initially expected…
Bram Teitelman
Real Cops Called on Fake Iguana
A toy iguana? What will they think of next?
Gabe Herman
Goat Becomes GOAT After Finishing a Marathon
Forget running with the bulls - in Canada, lucky half-marathon runners got the opportunity to do part of their race with a goat that escaped from a pumpkin patch. If someone isn’t already optioning this as a film, there’s something wrong with Hollywood.
Bram Teitelman
Hands Off Our Wood: Nude Beachgoers Protest Vancouver Government “Improvements”
Vancouver’s Wreck Beach is a destination for nudists… and the voyeurs who love to spy on them.
Katie Compa
Attempted Curder: Newfoundland Police Officer Attacked by Cheese Freak
On a busy night for law enforcement, one offender was thinking outside the box of mac & cheese.
Katie Compa
