Weekly Highlights: Funniest News Bloopers
Amid all the serious news, it’s important to take a moment to sit back and have a laugh. That’s why we’re back every week with a fresh batch of the internet’s funniest news bloopers to brighten your day.
Chloe Hokenson
Weekly Highlights: Funniest News Bloopers
With all the serious news out there, it’s good to take a break now and then. So every week, we’re bringing you some of the internet’s funniest news bloopers to lighten the mood.
Chloe Hokenson
Primates Break Out of Research Facility in South Carolina
A group of 43 monkeys has escaped from a research facility in a move that should definitely not make us think of Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
Richard Cole
The Shoddy Guard: Secret Service Agent Robbed at Gunpoint
Out of Service: While in California, a member of President Biden’s Secret Service detail was robbed at gunpoint. The president needs to be protected, but who will protect the protectors?
Jonas Polsky
Sex Machina: Tokyo Launches Dating App and Japanese People are Getting Screwed
Mating App: Faced with a dwindling birth rate, Tokyo is launching an official dating app to encourage citizens to marry and have children. But how far are they willing to go?
Jonas Polsky
Crookie Mistake: The Hybrid Pastry that Ended Western Civilization
Crookies; they’re the totally snackable Tiktok-certified dessert that has social media drooling! Hot, crispy, and oh so gooey, they’re everything that [TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED, YOU ARE NOW OFFLINE]
Jonas Polsky
Rat Signal: Rodent Gang Throws Blowout Pot Party at New Orleans Police HQ
New Orleans’ police headquarters has an “infestation” of rats that have consumed some key evidence: confiscated pot. It was unclear whether the rats were natives of NOLA or just in town for Spring Break.
Katie Compa
2 Ohio Women Star in the “Weekend at Bernie’s” Reboot Nobody Asked For
These days it seems like every box office hit is either a remake or a reboot, and this peculiar true crime story is no exception.
Missy Baker
Prankster Dunks Head in Pickle Barrel, Faces Charges of Being Awesome
A local legend found himself in a bit of a pickle with police when he was allegedly caught on camera dunking his head in a pickle barrel in a New Jersey convenience store.
Missy Baker
Welshman Breaks World Record in the Cutest and/or Creepiest Way
A Welshman proves that not every world record or tattoo story has to be cool. But at what point does uncool cross a line?
Jason Salmon
Tragic Mike: John Cena Bares it All in Cheeky Stunt
You CAN see me! John Cena left mortified after his life was destroyed in a cruel prank masterminded by fake-friend James Kimmel.
Jonas Polsky
Nerd Groom Bravely Rocks VR Headset At Wedding
Every little girl dreams of a fairy tale wedding, but this bride’s Prince Charming turned out to be the Duke of Dorkdom.
Missy Baker
‘ChiefsAholic’ Faces Up to 350 Wolf-Years In Prison For String of Bank Robberies
Kansas City Chiefs superfan, Xaviar Babudar, also known as “ChiefsAholic” admits to trading in his wolf mask for a ski mask and committing a string of violent bank robberies across the Midwest.
Jason Salmon
Gross Profits? Dairy Queen Employees Fed Ice Cream with Cleaning Solution
UH-OSHA! Staff at a Kentucky DQ were forced to eat ice cream with cleaning solution in it. Was it a violation of their human rights or good old fashioned teambuilding? No one can decide.
Jonas Polsky
