Gut Biome Imbalance Gets Man Drunk Without Alcohol
Meet Eric Poulin, the cheapest date in Canada.
Justin Cappa
20 Tons of Prosecco Down the Drain After Truck Crash
If it isn’t from the Veneto region of Italy, it’s just a sparkling mess.
Bram Teitelman
Woman Sues Carnival Cruise for Serving Her 14 Shots of Tequila, Wins $300,000 Judgement
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Drew Curtis
Wait ‘Til You Hear This: Deaf Woman Says She Was Kicked off Flight for “Not Listening”
Because on Frontier Airlines, logic, like checked baggage, comes at a premium.
Justin Cappa
Interstellar Comet Has So Much Methanol It Could Be Kentucky’s Official State Bird
Alien visitor contains more alcohol than almost any comet in our solar system, raising questions about what exactly is going on out there and whether or not we can get invited to it.
Drew Curtis
Reporter Achieves Perfect Blood-Alcohol-Altitude-Dinnerlessness Ratio During Live Olympic Broadcast
Prosecco meets peak performance, loses to gravity and iguanas.
Drew Curtis
Shia LaBeouf’s Mardi Gras Bar Crawl Enters Fifth Day; New Orleans Not Expected To Recover Before Lent
Transformers star proves he can, in fact, transform... into 'That Guy at the Bar'.
Drew Curtis
HHS Announces New Dietary Guidelines, Immediately Clarifies That Drinking Alone Still Counts as “Socializing”
Federal health policy enters its “do whatever, just don’t be weird about it” era.
Drew Curtis
Jim Beam Is Giving up Booze for New Year
Iconic Kentucky bourbon distillery Jim Beam will take a break from alcohol for a little while. Maybe a year.
Kevin Bartini
Casino Guest Who Lost $75,000 Claims He Was Too Drunk to Gamble
Which sounds about right for Vegas.
Drew Curtis
Hanover County Raccoon Achieves in One Night What Most College Freshmen Need Four Years To Accomplish
Experts say his palate is unsophisticated, but his commitment to bad decisions is unmatched.
Drew Curtis
Chimps Drink Two Beers Worth of Booze Daily From Fruit. Amateurs
Which makes them the most responsible drinkers among all primates who went to Berkeley.
Drew Curtis
Iowa County Supervisor Resigns After Showing up Drunk to Meetings Seven Times in 13 Months
On the plus side, his pledge of allegiance really captured the current national mood.
Drew Curtis
Today in “I Want To Believe”: Study Shows Youth Drinking Correlates With Success
Norwegian sociologist argues that alcohol advances careers by breaking down inhibitions, though his university is now concerned about the faculty Christmas party.
Drew Curtis
