RFK Jr. Explains Pandemic Risk Assessment Involved Prior Toilet Seat Experience
Nation reassured that germ strategy was field-tested in the least sterile environment imaginable.
Drew Curtis
Bad Bunny Also Scored Big at the Toilet Bowl, per NYC Stats
“I’ve got to go to the bano bad,” New Yorkers thought after the halftime show.
Bram Teitelman
I.M. Pee! Staten Island Bathroom Wins Architectural Award
Often compared to, or referred to as a toilet, Staten Island is now the proud home of an award-winning bathroom... no, really!
Kevin Bartini
96,000-Person Constipation Study Yields Obvious Conclusion
Groundbreaking news: vegetables still work and America is still surprised.
Drew Curtis
Florida Man Breaks Into Church, Steals iPad, Clogs Toilet. Florida Man Trifecta Achieved
A "No Shoes, No Service" policy may also have helped.
Drew Curtis
Police Say Driver Without License Went 124 mph at 3 a.m. Because He Needed To Use the Bathroom
In related news, this Florida Man’s Camry is now ranked #3 in Daytona qualifying.
Drew Curtis
EasyJet Passenger Proposes in Front of Plane Toilet, Romance Dies of Secondhand Flush Air Infection
Real romance happens while clutching hands next to a door that opens onto 3 square feet of human despair.
Drew Curtis
Couple Weds in Kentucky Gas Station’s “Disco Bathroom” on Purpose
Choosing to start their union where 50% of marriages end, the toilet, newlyweds Logen Abney and Tiana Ailstock recently got hitched in what some would consider a crappy venue: a Kentucky gas station’s viral “disco bathroom.”
Missy Baker
Florida Man is Flushed With Surprise When he Finds Something Huge in His Toilet
An unsuspecting man in Florida was shocked when he found an unwanted guest hanging out in his bathroom. The guest was an invasive iguana playing in the bowl of his toilet - animal control was called to deal with the critter, who will now have to relieve itself in the wild.
Odd News Staff
