Australia Announces Poor Environmental Policy Has Accidentally Created a Poo Kaiju
Turns out the real apex predator was the sewer system.
Drew Curtis
Tired of Seagulls? Try Yelling at Them
Science suggests screaming stops saucy starving seabirds.
Bram Teitelman
Flipping the Birds: NYC Drones Have Local Shore Birds Pecking Mad
New York’s shore birds to drones: “Not in our beach yard!”
Katie Compa
Ice Scream: Ice Cream Truck Gets Swept Out to Sea
You’ve heard of an ice cream float, but this is ridiculous!
Missy Baker
Beach Please: California Sea Lions Fight Back Against Dumb Humans Not Respecting Their Space
Pupping season for sea lions in San Diego is attracting groups of obnoxious people more interested in getting a good photo than letting parents care for their young.
Gabe Herman
Hands Off Our Wood: Nude Beachgoers Protest Vancouver Government “Improvements”
Vancouver’s Wreck Beach is a destination for nudists… and the voyeurs who love to spy on them.
Katie Compa
Supersaturated Sand Trap: Quicksand Pulls Woman Down on Maine Beach
If you like to take long walks along the beach, make sure you bring a tow truck.
Katie Compa
Makin’ a Splash: Young Woman Caught Bangin’ on a Florida Pier Dives Away
While some Americans spent Memorial Day barbecuing, beaching, and/or remembering those they’ve lost, one couple spent it having a short f**k on a long pier, and caught the attention of authorities.
Liz Days
Not a Shore Thing: No More Digging on our Beach, Says Local Town
A New Jersey shore town will prohibit visitors from digging holes on its beachfront. Where, we ask, is Gollum supposed to seabathe this summer?
Katie Compa
The Weird Objects People Leave on New Jersey Beaches Will Have You Saying, “Yeah, that seems about right”
A voodoo doll, a pregnancy test, and denture powder were among the recently found items during a cleanup of New Jersey beaches, along with lots of insecurity over whether New York’s beaches were better.
Gabe Herman
