Saturday, October 10, 2026

Tag: Bodily Functions

Flatulent Pigs, Cows Being Forced To Pony Up For Gas Tax

If you’re a barnyard animal that enjoys farting, you may want to steer clear of Denmark, as they’re betting the farm on you, enacting a tax on livestock farmers for the greenhouse gases emitted by their livelihood

Bram Teitelman

Music Whiz: Glastonbury Turns Festival Pee into Fertilizer

Glastonbury, the massive UK music festival that’s been rocking nearly every year since 1970, is famous for its iconic performances and vibrant atmosphere. But the number one thing everyone’s talking about this year is… “Number One.”

Missy Baker

Poo D’état! Fossilized Feces Take Over at the New “Pooseum”

A new museum in Williams, Arizona, boasts a Guinness World Record-winning collection of fossilized excrement, and it is pure, solid, archeological poo-fection.

Liz Days

Throne Out: Ladies-Only Museum Adds Toilet to Keep Men from Visiting

An Australian museum is installing a toilet inside one of its exhibits in order to legally keep men out.

Missy Baker

$800 Jeans With Fake Pee Stain Are No Accident

If peeing your pants is cool, then these pricey pee pants will make you Miles Davis. Or Wee-vi Strauss. Either way, if you’ve got money burning a hole in your pocket and a desire to look like you’ve lost control of at least one bodily function, urine luck.

Bram Teitelman

Chinese Urinals Tell the Health of Your Pee for a Low, Low Fee

Are you healthy? If you pee in a Chinese urinal to find out, the answer is probably “no.”

Elon Altman

Shame of Thrones: Man Pleads Guilty to $6 Million Gold Toilet Theft

The guy really had to go - to jail - after stealing an 18-carat crapper from Winston Churchill’s palace

Bram Teitelman

A Splash of Controversy as Tsingtao Employee Caught Urinating in Tank

Tsingtao Brewery in China found itself embroiled in a bizarre controversy when a viral video captured a worker allegedly urinating into a brewing tank.

Odd News Staff

Florida Man is Flushed With Surprise When he Finds Something Huge in His Toilet

An unsuspecting man in Florida was shocked when he found an unwanted guest hanging out in his bathroom. The guest was an invasive iguana playing in the bowl of his toilet - animal control was called to deal with the critter, who will now have to relieve itself in the wild.

Odd News Staff

Giraffe Dung Meant for Necklace Seized by Crap Customs

A woman flew from Kenya to Minnesota with a box of giraffe poop in her luggage, intending to craft a necklace. Customs officials, unamused, confiscated and steam-sterilized the box, warning of health risks.

Odd News Staff