Brussels Declares War on Veggie Burgers
Kale conscripts expected to surrender by Monday.
Drew Curtis
On Earth, It’s Called “Prison Food.” In Orbit, It’s “Omakase by Kraft Singles”
Proof that even in space, dads will still try to make sushi with hot dogs.
Drew Curtis
Zoe Hamburger Steps Down From McDonald’s
No word if she gets to keep the Grimace robe or if the blood ritual resets.
Drew Curtis
August 21: National Burger Day
The day when America braces for the annual Burgerpocalypse.
Richard Cole
