Robot Can’t See Glass. Company Valued at $625 Million
Both the autonomous and human-piloted models crashed into bus shelters the same week, proving that the problem was glass all along. Or that everyone at that company, robot or human, sucks at their job.
Drew Curtis
Clumsy Delivery Robot Crashes Into Chicago Bus Stop
AI's intelligence may be a threat to humanity, but a few tweaks are still needed.
Gabe Herman
Sharks Muddy the Green Waters in the Chicago River
St. Patrick only gets a day, but sharks have a whole week.
Bram Teitelman
Pope Tells Cubs Fans “Han Perdido!” Which Translates to “You Should’ve Drafted Pitching”
A reminder to Cubs fans that even divine forgiveness has limits... especially in October.
Drew Curtis
Chicago River Search for One Car Uncovers 97
Search team now legally obligated to find Waldo, Carmen Sandiego, and Jimmy Hoffa before lunch.
Drew Curtis
Chicago Sheep Escapes Slaughterhouse, Causes Rush Hour Chaos
Now seeks refuge on a farm with a Netflix password and an emotional support chicken.
Drew Curtis
Illinois Bar Offering Cicada-Infused Malört
When life gives you cicadas, make cicada-ade. Or perhaps combine the noisy insects having a once-in-a-17-year season throughout the Midwest with another regional phenomenon, disgusting Chicago liqueur Malört?
Bram Teitelman
You Must’ve Been a Beautiful Baby, ‘cause Baby… We Still Think You’re an Infant
A centenarian traveler has been repeatedly classified on airplane trips as an infant-in-arms. Her skin must be amazing!
Katie Compa
