English School Bans KPop Demon Hunters Songs Over Concerns That Kids Might Fight Demons or Something
Officials warn children could misinterpret demon lore, unlike totally straightforward Bible monsters.
Drew Curtis
Pastor Says Church Secretly Helps Everyone, Just Not the People Who Ask for Help
Or anyone who tells anyone about it.
Drew Curtis
Florida Man Breaks Into Church, Steals iPad, Clogs Toilet. Florida Man Trifecta Achieved
A "No Shoes, No Service" policy may also have helped.
Drew Curtis
AI Now Claiming To Be AI Christ Superstar. This Is Fine
Finally, a god who answers prayers instantly and only asks for your email and two-factor authentication.
Drew Curtis
Yes We San: Millennial Computer Whiz on Track To Become Youngest Modern Saint
An Italian teenager who built websites for his church is in line to be canonized.
Katie Compa
Bless Me, Father, for I Have Listened: Catholic Church Defrocks Chatbot Priest After Unreliable Answers
A Catholic organization programmed an AI priest named “Father Justin” to inform curious visitors about Catholic doctrine. Sounds pretty cool—until you hear his advice.
Katie Compa
World’s Most Boring Concert Sells Out in Germany
Sold-out crowds recently mobbed historic St. Burchardi Church in Germany to witness the most uneventful concert of the millennium, and no, we’re not talking about Nickelback.
Missy Baker
