Woman With Drugs Found in “Lower Region” Blames “Intimate Encounter”
I guess you could call it "crack" cocaine.
Bram Teitelman
Truck Driver Hides $9.7m of Cocaine in a Shipment of Kim Kardashian Shapewear
Somewhere in customs, a trailer got body-sculpted a little too aggressively.
Drew Curtis
Swedish Salmon Found To Be on Cocaine, Which Explains a Lot
Researchers tracked 105 smolts, most of whom have now started a podcast.
Drew Curtis
Anyone Want a Cocaine Hippo? Free to a Good Home
Otherwise, Colombia’s going to make hippo burgers out of them.
Drew Curtis
Drug Dealer Hit by Flying Bag of Cocaine
There’s more than one way to take a hit.
Bram Teitelman
Billy Idol Credits Crack Cocaine With Curing His Heroin Addiction
The '80s rocker has a new documentary, a sobriety-adjacent lifestyle, and the most unhinged recovery story since Keith Richards changed his own blood.
Drew Curtis
RFK Jr. Explains Pandemic Risk Assessment Involved Prior Toilet Seat Experience
Nation reassured that germ strategy was field-tested in the least sterile environment imaginable.
Drew Curtis
Would-Be Car Thief Calls Cops After Finding Drugs in Car
The guy had a heart of gold, which he’d also stolen.
Bram Teitelman
Police Confirm Baggie of Cocaine Found in Trick-Or-Treat Bucket
Meanwhile, the real mystery is which cousin’s ‘back pain’ just got worse.
Drew Curtis
Florida Nearly Becomes the World’s First Cocaine-Themed Extinction Event, According to Authorities
Authorities call it a major seizure; Florida calls it a Tuesday.
Drew Curtis
Cocaine’s Vacation Ruined by Tropical Storm Debby
Tropical Storm Debby is bringing out a lot in people - grit, perseverance, a desire to get the hell away from it and stay dry. It’s also bringing out other things, like illegal drugs washing up on shore in Florida to the tune of over $1 million.
Bram Teitelman
Jaws Wired: Cocaine-Fueled Sharks Discovered In Brazil
Because it’s 2024 and life refuses to be normal, scientists off the coast of Brazil have discovered sharks are getting blitzed on cocaine.
Missy Baker
Pennsylvania Resident Digs Up Brick of Cocaine While Doing Yardwork
Everyone dreams of discovering buried treasure in their backyard, but for one Pennsylvania resident, the treasure he’d pictured wasn’t the cocaine he found, and no one knows who might have hidden it there.
Liz Days
Fish & Trips: Drugs in Water Have Sea-Life Hooked on Partying
Raw sewage dumped in the English Channel has left marine species in the water “full of drugs”, and now fish communities are HOOKED on partying.
Liz Days
