Makin’ a Splash: Young Woman Caught Bangin’ on a Florida Pier Dives Away
While some Americans spent Memorial Day barbecuing, beaching, and/or remembering those they’ve lost, one couple spent it having a short f**k on a long pier, and caught the attention of authorities.
Liz Days
Shattered Dreams: Local Man Snaps During Pencil-Breaking Competition
Get the Lead Out! An Idaho man has tied the Guinness World Record for most pencils snapped by breaking 110 pencils in less than a minute.
Jonas Polsky
The Market for Unique Horses is Exploding – But So Are the Horses!
Not Horsing Around! In North Carolina, a miniature horse named Sweetie has set a Guinness World Record by having a nearly six-foot-long tail! That’s REALLY, REALLY long!!! But is this incredible horse the result of high-quality breeding or – some other factor?
Jonas Polsky
Crime Wave: Murdered Dolphin Has Detectives Fishing for Clues
Watery Grave: A dolphin was found shot to death in Louisiana. Police are on the case, but something about this dolphin murder smells fishy.
Jonas Polsky
Rigor Mortis? Motionless Grandmother Sets Planking Record
Because it doesn’t require specialized equipment or a dedicated exercise space, planking is quickly becoming one of the most popular exercises for active seniors. But this local grandmother set a record by planking for four-and-a-half hours! Talk about core strength!
Jonas Polsky
Odd But True Tax Day Facts To Make You Forget How Much You Owe The IRS
Tax Day is no laughing matter… or is it? Join us as we uncover the hilarious side of taxation. From wacky tax laws to mind-boggling stats, prepare to be blown away by these odd, but true, Tax Day facts.
Missy Baker
The Crawling Dead: Fungus-Infected Cicadas Coming This Spring
Get ready for the Cicada-pocalypse! Cicadas, some possessed with a zombie-like fungus, will be emerging from under our feet this springtime in numbers not seen for generations.
Liz Days
Smoking Joints? Stolen Skeletons Being Ground Up to Make Drugs
Coffin up a Lung? Skeleton thefts have rattled local cemeteries after a drug made from ground-up human bones has gained popularity.
Jonas Polsky
Let Them Eat Steak: Stop Buying Groceries and Live Debt-Free
Sure, corporations charge outrageous food prices, but that’s because food is a luxury. Walking up the street with a cheeseburger and a glass of milk is the biggest FLEX modern society has. Nobody NEEDS to eat, that’s what makes buying food such a status symbol.
Jonas Polsky
I’d Tap That! Maple Syrup is Making Strides in New Jersey
Vermont may still be leading maple syrup production in the U.S., but New Jersey’s finally tapping into its own natural resources for a sweet return.
Liz Days
Concealed Carry: Crafty Porch Pirate Secures the Bag
Major Bag Alert! This theft was a CINCH! The homeowner wasn’t too GLAD to see this bag make off with such a HEFTY package. Should this DUMPSTER of a person get tossed in the loony BIN, or spend some time in the CAN?
Jonas Polsky
Stop the Steal? Air Force One Picked Clean by Thieving Reporters
You’ll own nothing, and you will be UN-happy. After years of theft from Air Force One, the White House Correspondents’ Association issued a stern warning to reporters against theft. But will a glorified press release be enough to stop this aerial crime wave?
Jonas Polsky
Assault and Batteries: Robot Police Dog Has a Warranty for Your Arrest
Rage Against the Machine Learning? A robotic police dog was gunned down in the line of duty - should the public be upset about the forced disassembly of a mechanized dog, or is it just manufactured outrage?
Jonas Polsky
Snack Attack! UN-Professional Fighter Bites Opponent, Tastes Defeat
It’s the meal-good story of the year! A recent UFC fight had to be stopped when one fighter decided to turn his opponent into a midnight snack! I’ve got a MUNCH he won’t be trying that again soon! Before I forget; CANNIBALISM!
Jonas Polsky
