Head of FEMA Disaster Response Says He Once Teleported to a Waffle House
But wait, there’s more...
Drew Curtis
RFK Jr. Unveils New Dietary Guidelines to Americans: Eat More Saturated Fats and Die Sooner
The new food pyramid: Built on protein, lobbyists, and vibes.
Drew Curtis
Noted Astrophysicist Kim Kardashian Claims Moon Landings Were Fake
Guess that settles it then.
Drew Curtis
Viktor Hovland Believes UFOs Keep Him Relaxed on the Course
Someone should tell him Xanax is cheaper and doesn’t probe you afterward.
Drew Curtis
