Mark Zuckerberg Sues Mark Zuckerberg
Indianapolis Mark Zuckerberg sues Meta for repeatedly mistaking him for his evil twin, who is actually the normal one.
Drew Curtis
Florida Man Challenges Trump to Trial-By-Golf Duel for Presidency
Also asks judge for strippers, typewriter, and beatdown session.
Drew Curtis
Jury Pool: Environmentalist Juror Swears His Oath on Water
Turns out you don’t have to follow the age-old oaths sworn before serving jury duty. This past week in a British court, one juror was permitted to swear on a river, which came as a surprise to many, not to mention to the river itself.
Liz Days
Man Has Drive to Succeed… at Ironically Losing Court Case
A man in Ann Arbor, Michigan, was driving while he remotely called in to a court hearing regarding his suspended license, earning shock from the judge and a nomination for Most Ironic Act of 2024.
Gabe Herman
Wrap Party: Tacos and Burritos Are Sandwiches, Judge Rules
An Indiana restaurateur seeking to expand his business has been validated, along with many podcasters who relish in inane food debates.
Gabe Herman
Rock Så Mycket: Swedish Court Rules That Man Can Keep Space Rock That Fell to Earth in his Yard
A Swedish count can soon reclaim a meteorite that landed on his property in what may be the world’s dorkiest legal victory.
Katie Compa
Mom Throws Away $800k Disability Payout After Winning Tree-Throwing Comepetion
One woman’s $800,000 personal injury settlement went up in smoke, or rather, pine needles after photographic evidence emerged of her launching Christmas trees like the Grinch on steroids in a post-holiday tree-throwing competition in Ireland.
Missy Baker
Ice Ice Baby? Court Rules Frozen Embryos are Children
Baby, it’s COLD outside! The Alabama Supreme Court dropped an extremely un-CHILL ruling when it declared that a FROZEN embryo is legally a child. The court’s decision is getting a FROSTY reception. Do I need to stop being a SNOWFLAKE or should the state put the ruling on ICE?
Jonas Polsky
