The American Economy’s Silent Victim: The Common Criminal
Has the American economy suffered so much that even crime doesn't pay anymore?
Kevin Bartini
Local Man Arrested for Stealing 1,700 Lego Sets and Other Toys
In related news, the Lego Millennium Falcon set retails for your left kidney.
Drew Curtis
Lawsuit Claims Winnipeg Grocer Interrupted Man’s Criminal Lifestyle With Some Impolite Hammer Therapy
Fresh produce, frozen peas, a gallon of milk, and the occasional felony beatdown.
Drew Curtis
Authorities Baffled Why Criminal Mastermind Goat Stole Only Soda
FBI says it’s “just the tip of the ice-baaaaarg”.
Drew Curtis
Attempted Curder: Newfoundland Police Officer Attacked by Cheese Freak
On a busy night for law enforcement, one offender was thinking outside the box of mac & cheese.
Katie Compa
Art for the People (Well, Two of Them): New Mexico Couple Potentially Responsible for Multiple ‘80s Art Heists
A New Mexico couple was found to have a priceless masterpiece hanging in their bedroom for decades. Maybe it was an attempt at performance art?
Katie Compa
