Bipartisan Ohio Bill To Make ‘Loveland Frogman’ Official State Cryptid Sails Forward
Companion bills in Ohio: Superman as state superhero, buckeye as state candy, WKRP turkey for state bird (I made up that last one).
Drew Curtis
Cryptozoologist Claims Deep, Rhythmic Noises Prove Loch Ness Monster Exists
"Your Mom" joke goes here...
Drew Curtis
Nessie Emerges Again, Immediately Demands Everyone Stop Calling Her “As Big as Three Men”
Another blurry Loch Ness video drops, once again confirming Scotland has invented whisky but not autofocus.
Drew Curtis
Man Captures New Bigfoot Video Using a 2003 Motorola Razr He Keeps in a Sock Drawer “For Emergencies”
Somebody give these cryptid hunters better damn cameras!
Drew Curtis
