UK Prime Minister Has Been Texting With a Fake Trump Administration Official for Weeks
The FBI's strongest countermeasure remains Trump insisting “there's only one Susie”.
Richard Cole
Trump Left Turkey Like a Chicken – In a Catering Truck
He came to Turkey on Air Force One and left like a rotisserie chicken trying to avoid the dinner rush.
Drew Curtis
Joe Rogan Says MAGA Is Full of F-ing Dorks
Duh.
Drew Curtis
Trump to Tariff Canada for Wildfire Smoke, Roughly Half of Which Is Coming From Minnesota
The only thing less contained than the wildfires is the discourse.
Drew Curtis
White Evangelicals Discover the Fine Print in Their Devil’s Bargain With Trump Was in the Title All Along
It’s literally what he said he was going to do.
Drew Curtis
Freedom 250 Draws Biggest Crowd in Trump’s Imagination
Sixteen days of Freedom, a few hundred people, and one very confused cow.
Drew Curtis
Officials Confirm Odd U.S. Strategy for Acquiring Greenland
Consists of bozos and con artists wandering around Nuuk being creepy and weird.
Drew Curtis
President Posts AI Image of Himself Losing at UNO, Claims He’s Winning
At least he didn’t depict himself as Jesus again. But the week is still young.
Drew Curtis
White House Asks Spies To Model How Iran Would React to Trump Declaring Victory
Which is a question they probably should have asked before the war even started.
Drew Curtis
Trump Deletes AI Jesus, Orders McDonald’s, Holds Press Conference With Doordash Driver About Trans Athletes
Day 45 of the Iran war is somehow not the lead.
Drew Curtis
Trump Reveals Military Used Secret “Discombobulator” Weapon in Venezuela Raid
Marvin the Martian's attorney immediately files a cease-and-desist.
Drew Curtis
Trump Unveils New Cybertruck-Inspired Battleship Design
A bold reimagining of naval power that swaps hydrodynamics for vibes.
Drew Curtis
Trump Signs Marijuana Bill While Demonstrating Its Primary Side Effect
A bold step forward for cannabis reform and a gentle step sideways into REM.
Drew Curtis
Trump’s Social Media Company Pivoting to Nuclear Fusion. We Wish We Were Kidding
But we're not kidding. Welcome to Planet Earth.
Drew Curtis
