Woman With Drugs Found in “Lower Region” Blames “Intimate Encounter”
I guess you could call it "crack" cocaine.
Bram Teitelman
Clean Swimmer Wins Gold at All-Drug Enhanced Games
In what organizers are calling an unexpected victory for “training” and other antiquated Olympic concepts.
Drew Curtis
Truck Driver Hides $9.7m of Cocaine in a Shipment of Kim Kardashian Shapewear
Somewhere in customs, a trailer got body-sculpted a little too aggressively.
Drew Curtis
Drug Dealer Hit by Flying Bag of Cocaine
There’s more than one way to take a hit.
Bram Teitelman
Crow Drones Stuffed With Drugs Flown Into Prison
Look up in the sky - it’s a bird, It’s a drone, it’s weed and meth!
Bram Teitelman
Billy Idol Credits Crack Cocaine With Curing His Heroin Addiction
The '80s rocker has a new documentary, a sobriety-adjacent lifestyle, and the most unhinged recovery story since Keith Richards changed his own blood.
Drew Curtis
Man Wins Lottery, Plows Winnings Into Building £288 Million Counterfeit Valium Empire
Retirement is for quitters.
Drew Curtis
Would-Be Car Thief Calls Cops After Finding Drugs in Car
The guy had a heart of gold, which he’d also stolen.
Bram Teitelman
You Can Now Buy Walter White’s ‘Breaking Bad’ Meth
Your purchase will be significantly less potent than what you saw on TV.
Bram Teitelman
Police Confirm Baggie of Cocaine Found in Trick-Or-Treat Bucket
Meanwhile, the real mystery is which cousin’s ‘back pain’ just got worse.
Drew Curtis
Florida Man Posts “No Drugs Allowed” Sign, Making It the Most Suspicious House in Florida
And in Florida, that's saying something...
Drew Curtis
Study Finds Smoking Weed Quadruples Diabetes Risk
Scientists shocked to learn that Funyuns, Taco Bell, and cookie dough ice cream are not technically part of a balanced diet.
Drew Curtis
FBI Uses Animal Shelter To Destroy Drugs, Sickening Workers
It’s another fine meth they’ve gotten themselves into.
Bram Teitelman
Florida Nearly Becomes the World’s First Cocaine-Themed Extinction Event, According to Authorities
Authorities call it a major seizure; Florida calls it a Tuesday.
Drew Curtis
