Fundraising Begins To Protect Britain’s Most Anatomically Confident Archaeological Asset
Saving the countryside, one giant public display of chalk affection at a time.
Drew Curtis
Hot Tub Crime Machine: Car Thieves Caught Wet-Handed
They almost made the perfect wetaway.
Bram Teitelman
British Town’s AI-Generated Christmas Murals Are Nightmare Fuel
Christmas cheer meets Flemish fever dream, and the results have too many joints.
Drew Curtis
English School Bans KPop Demon Hunters Songs Over Concerns That Kids Might Fight Demons or Something
Officials warn children could misinterpret demon lore, unlike totally straightforward Bible monsters.
Drew Curtis
Following Louvre Heist, Stonehenge Gets Anti-Theft Training in Case Anyone Tries To Steal 30-Tonne Rocks
Officials admit the stones are technically already stolen, having been relocated from Wales 5,000 years ago by unknown perpetrators.
Drew Curtis
Town’s Christmas Tree Returned to Supplier for Being Half-Dead
Cambridgeshire Christmas tree dies before December, joins long tradition of British holiday optimism being crushed by reality and terrible weather.
Drew Curtis
Mysterious ‘Predator’ Stalking Villagers Around Dartmoor Unmasked as Chonky Cat
Beast of Dartmoor identified as Garfield’s British cousin on an unhealthy diet of fish 'n' chips.
Drew Curtis
Toot Hill School Introduces New Elective: Advanced Meowthematics
Rescue service warns feral cats can have five litters a year. Parents are relieved to know someone else is doing the sex ed.
Drew Curtis
Woman Playing GTA Gets Leveled Up Into Witness Protection After Car Chase Crashes Into Her Bedroom
She was just trying to escape from reality by committing virtual crimes when reality decided to hand out a few side quests of its own.
Drew Curtis
Pensioner Leaves $2.6m to Animals. Lawsuit Hilarity Ensues
Forget Wall Street wolves, this is Surrey’s battle of the llamas, donkeys, and one very confused mule.
Drew Curtis
Local Peacock Goes Full Florida Man, Declares War on Sleep and Salads
Move over, Florida Man – a village in England's got a peacock problem, and he's here for your kale.
Drew Curtis
Jury Pool: Environmentalist Juror Swears His Oath on Water
Turns out you don’t have to follow the age-old oaths sworn before serving jury duty. This past week in a British court, one juror was permitted to swear on a river, which came as a surprise to many, not to mention to the river itself.
Liz Days
When Pigs Cry: UK Cop Association Condemns Title of New TV Series
Police association decries ‘Piglets,’ accidentally boosts movement to ‘Defund The Police’.
Katie Compa
Mom, Baseball, and… Eton Fool? UK Baseball League Is Not to Be Trifled With
Baseball season is here! Let’s go Met… tropolitan London?
Katie Compa
