Rapper Big Dracula Arrested in Connection With Fraud, Santeria, Goats in Boxes
Yes, this is a real thing that happened. Florida, man.
Drew Curtis
Multiple Monkey Sightings Mar Mount Dora, Florida
As the wise prophet Peter Gabriel once said, don't you monkey with the monkey.
Bram Teitelman
Florida Woman Claims Outrage at SQZ A55 License Plate
Called local media to say she is keeping it anyhow.
Drew Curtis
Woman With Drugs Found in “Lower Region” Blames “Intimate Encounter”
I guess you could call it "crack" cocaine.
Bram Teitelman
Florida Man Sues Waffle House After Fall Caused by Distracting Strawberry Shortcake Waffle Ad
The case could redefine the legal boundaries between pedestrian awareness and breakfast lust.
Drew Curtis
Man Pulled Over With 34 Open White Claws
It turns out that there are indeed some laws when you’re drinking Claws.
Bram Teitelman
Florida Man Suing After Being Bitten By Florida Alligator
It was love at first bite for the gator. The man, not so much.
Bram Teitelman
Florida Man Who Passed $770,000 in Tiffany Earrings Now Passing on Legal Representation
After successfully passing diamonds, he’s apparently ready to pass the bar.
Drew Curtis
Florida MAGA Man Busted Filming in Men’s Room To Catch “Groomers”
It’s coming from inside the bathroom.
Bram Teitelman
Florida Dog, Its Owner Collared in DUI Crash
Who let the dog out? Someone that probably had one too many Dogfish Heads.
Bram Teitelman
Drug Dealer Hit by Flying Bag of Cocaine
There’s more than one way to take a hit.
Bram Teitelman
Florida Man Banned From Every Waffle House in Florida. Bonus: He’s Running for Governor
Man running to lead Florida ceremonially banned from an institution that metaphorically represents it.
Drew Curtis
Florida Man Attempts To Invade Cuba
In a bold attempt to reboot the Bay of Pigs franchise, Florida Man brings assault rifles, Molotov cocktails, and zero adult supervision.
Drew Curtis
Florida Pizzeria Hits Pause on Latest Topping: Frozen Iguanas
Sometimes the catch of the day falls out of a tree after freezing.
Bram Teitelman
