Florida MAGA Man Busted Filming in Men’s Room To Catch “Groomers”
It’s coming from inside the bathroom.
Bram Teitelman
Teens Discover the Line Between “Viral Content” and “Criminal Mischief” With Lawnmower in Target
Marion County deputies confirm what the algorithm could not: that "janek_trollz" is, in fact, a troll.
Drew Curtis
Florida AG Announces Investigation Into Whether ChatGPT Is the Real Reason People Keep Getting Shot in Florida
Because blaming video games, television, D&D, Satan, and fatherless households instead of the guns is completely played out at this point.
Drew Curtis
Drug Dealer Hit by Flying Bag of Cocaine
There’s more than one way to take a hit.
Bram Teitelman
Florida Fails To Ban Cousin Marriage After Busy Session of Banning Everything Else
Cousin marriage ban dies in session gridlock after being quietly attached to a bill about dental hygienist lasers and marijuana dispensary setback requirements.
Drew Curtis
Florida Man Banned From Every Waffle House in Florida. Bonus: He’s Running for Governor
Man running to lead Florida ceremonially banned from an institution that metaphorically represents it.
Drew Curtis
Florida Man Attempts To Invade Cuba
In a bold attempt to reboot the Bay of Pigs franchise, Florida Man brings assault rifles, Molotov cocktails, and zero adult supervision.
Drew Curtis
Florida Pizzeria Hits Pause on Latest Topping: Frozen Iguanas
Sometimes the catch of the day falls out of a tree after freezing.
Bram Teitelman
Live Grenade Found in Florida Goodwill Bin. Again
Yet another reminder that the donation line is not a demilitarization program.
Drew Curtis
Florida Man Cites Aliens, Teleportation, X-Men in BMW Theft Defense
The incident marks the latest collision between Florida law and the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Drew Curtis
Could Your Home Decorations Get You Arrested?
Florida doormat may only be the first step.
Kevin Bartini
Arctic Blast Tuesday Could Cause Iguanas To Rain From Florida Trees
State wildlife officials advise looking up, though honestly that's just good life advice in Florida generally.
Drew Curtis
Real Woman Creates Fake Home Invasion Using AI
She was apparently unartifically unintelligent in doing this.
Bram Teitelman
Fowl Play: Woman Hit by Duck on Roller Coaster
This roller coaster was for the birds, a lawsuit claims.
Bram Teitelman
