Could Your Home Decorations Get You Arrested?
Florida doormat may only be the first step.
Kevin Bartini
Arctic Blast Tuesday Could Cause Iguanas To Rain From Florida Trees
State wildlife officials advise looking up, though honestly that's just good life advice in Florida generally.
Drew Curtis
Real Woman Creates Fake Home Invasion Using AI
She was apparently unartifically unintelligent in doing this.
Bram Teitelman
Fowl Play: Woman Hit by Duck on Roller Coaster
This roller coaster was for the birds, a lawsuit claims.
Bram Teitelman
Florida Man Breaks Into Church, Steals iPad, Clogs Toilet. Florida Man Trifecta Achieved
A "No Shoes, No Service" policy may also have helped.
Drew Curtis
Florida Woman Finds 5-Foot Boa on Her Car
Florida police carry snake hooks in their patrol cars now, because “you just never know what’s mating with who out there.”
Drew Curtis
Florida Man Posts “No Drugs Allowed” Sign, Making It the Most Suspicious House in Florida
And in Florida, that's saying something...
Drew Curtis
Florida Man Caught With Thermos in “Exit Ramp”
The thermos reportedly applied for therapy and a restraining order.
Drew Curtis
Gator Denied Service at Florida Tiki Bar
Who needs Florida Man when you've got a Florida Gator?
Bram Teitelman
Florida Woman Steals Publix Motorized Cart To Go to Her Doctor’s Appointment
...Invents the for-profit medicine version of Uber Eats.
Drew Curtis
Police Say Driver Without License Went 124 mph at 3 a.m. Because He Needed To Use the Bathroom
In related news, this Florida Man’s Camry is now ranked #3 in Daytona qualifying.
Drew Curtis
Florida Man Challenges Trump to Trial-By-Golf Duel for Presidency
Also asks judge for strippers, typewriter, and beatdown session.
Drew Curtis
Florida Nearly Becomes the World’s First Cocaine-Themed Extinction Event, According to Authorities
Authorities call it a major seizure; Florida calls it a Tuesday.
Drew Curtis
Tides Pitcher Flinches at Thunder, Balks in a Run
Somewhere, Crash Davis weeps into a rosin bag.
Drew Curtis
