Pastor Says Church Secretly Helps Everyone, Just Not the People Who Ask for Help
Or anyone who tells anyone about it.
Drew Curtis
Tired of Seagulls? Try Yelling at Them
Science suggests screaming stops saucy starving seabirds.
Bram Teitelman
On Earth, It’s Called “Prison Food.” In Orbit, It’s “Omakase by Kraft Singles”
Proof that even in space, dads will still try to make sushi with hot dogs.
Drew Curtis
Kraft Heinz Splitting Up – A Timeline of Buffett’s “Biggest Mistake”
Turns out you can spread cheese too thin.
Drew Curtis
Residents Unharmed After Four Bears Crash Through Basement Door
Local man claims it’s the most visitors he’s had since 2019.
Drew Curtis
Century-Old Lobster Rolls Out After Years of Captivity
What's more delicious than a lobster? Well, for the elderly lobster, it was definitely the taste of sweet, sweet freedom.
Bram Teitelman
Costco Has Seen Butter Days After Recall
"Nobody better lay a finger on my butter" isn't a complete sentence, but Costco recalled 79,200 lbs. of the yellow gold recently for a relatively dumb reason.
Bram Teitelman
Rice and Easy: Woman Smashes Important Eating Record
Chopsticks were used to eat grains one at a time in a minute, faster than anyone ever. What have you done lately?
Gabe Herman
Clucking Ridiculous: Chik-fil-A To Launch Streaming Service
You’ve heard of peak TV; now get ready for beak TV. Chik-fil-A has come for your wallet with its food, but now it’ll be playing chicken with Netflix by launching its own streaming service, an idea that was apparently approved by a lot of people.
Bram Teitelman
Spice Scandal: Everything Bagel Seasoning Confiscated at Korean Airports
Move over shoes and shampoo bottles, airport public enemy number one is now… Trader Joe’s Everything But the Bagel Seasoning!
Missy Baker
Illinois Bar Offering Cicada-Infused Malört
When life gives you cicadas, make cicada-ade. Or perhaps combine the noisy insects having a once-in-a-17-year season throughout the Midwest with another regional phenomenon, disgusting Chicago liqueur Malört?
Bram Teitelman
Dough No! Rat-Filled Bread Blamed on Squeak Accident
Bread Alert! In Japan, rodent parts were found in several loaves of bread. As a precaution, more than 100,000 loaves of bread had to be recalled.
Jonas Polsky
Cicadas, A Marvel of Nature, Are Here Again, So… Let’s Eat!
Cicadas have started to emerge in parts of the U.S., which means it’s a good time to appreciate them and all the delicious ways they can be eaten.
Gabe Herman
Take Me Out to the Meatball Game: The Newest Major League Ballpark Feasts
Major League Baseball concessions are reaching new culinary heights. Sacrifice Bundt cake, anyone?
Katie Compa
