Bad Bunny Also Scored Big at the Toilet Bowl, per NYC Stats
“I’ve got to go to the bano bad,” New Yorkers thought after the halftime show.
Bram Teitelman
Raiders Fan Likes Football 56 Times More Than You Do
His world record may be one of the few highlights of the Raiders season.
Bram Teitelman
Super Bowl Teams Refuse To Train Near 49ers Facility Built Over Hellmouth
Coaches cite logistics, geography, and a general sense of doom.
Drew Curtis
World Cup Pride Match Features Two Countries Where Being Gay Is Illegal
It’s the geopolitical equivalent of scheduling vegans at a steakhouse.
Drew Curtis
Gianni Infantino To Award First FIFA Peace Prize in December
...Early frontrunner: world leader who has been begging for one for months.
Drew Curtis
Man Caught up in Patriotism, Enveloped by 100-Yard Flag
If he was playing capture the flag, he lost after the flag captured him.
Bram Teitelman
Football Match Won by Nature as Bees Attack
It's safe to say the stadium was abuzz due to the sting operation.
Bram Teitelman
August 29: National College Colors Day
The day you pretend you still care about your alma mater
Richard Cole
Australian Senator Calls For Snoop Ban
One senator would like to drop him like he's hot.
Bram Teitelman
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Announce Engagement, Nation Enters DEFCON Folklore
Somewhere, Jake Gyllenhaal just checked his mailbox for a wedding invite and found another scarf instead.
Drew Curtis
Taylor Swift Sighting Rocks Kansas City. Except It Wasn’t Her
...Obviously. Let's face it, not even many of the Chiefs players show up for preseason games.
Drew Curtis
Ravens Enlist Michael Phelps To Help Them Learn How To Swim
They have mistakenly come to believe the next Super Bowl will be held underwater.
Drew Curtis
Fireball to Launch Whisky Made from Football Fans’ Tears
Fireball Whisky is launching a limited-edition concoction made from the tears of heartbroken football fans. Dubbed “Crierball,” this drink promises to capture the salty essence of football rivalries.
Richard Cole
Spill the Beans: Jason Kelce Loses His Super Bowl Ring Inside a Giant Pool of Chili
While participating in something called The Lombaby Games, retired NFL player Jason Kelce hid his Super Bowl ring in a wading pool filled with skyline chili. The ring was lost, teaching us an important lesson about putting valuable objects inside a hot tub filled with chili.
Jonas Polsky
