The Motley Fool Recommends Saint Paul for Retirement, Fails To Mention ICE Occupation
We updated their article to reflect current events.
Drew Curtis
IOC Politely Asks International Sports Fans To Please Not Boo the Americans
Because it’s not their fault that JD Vance sent ICE to Italy.
Drew Curtis
Local Teen Thwarts Attempted Home Robbery by a Man Posing as ICE Agent
A recent home invasion by a man dressed as an ICE agent was thwarted by the family's teenage son, who saw through the ruse and called the criminal's bluff.
Kevin Bartini
Border Agent Testifies in Court After Being Struck by Subway Sandwich
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Sandwiches sort of exploding against tactical armor. I smelled the mustard and the onion. All these moments will be lost in time, like sesame seeds off a bun.”
Drew Curtis
America’s Least-Favorite Superman Joins ICE
General Zod says, “Welcome to the team”.
Drew Curtis
Cold Case: If Fallen Ice Chunk Wasn’t From a Plane, Then What Happened?
Officials are baffled at how something so strange could occur in Florida.
Gabe Herman
