Influencers Keep Getting Bitten by Sharks. Good
Somewhere between “shark encounter” and “shark buffet” lies a career in influencing.
Drew Curtis
Florida Man Sues Waffle House After Fall Caused by Distracting Strawberry Shortcake Waffle Ad
The case could redefine the legal boundaries between pedestrian awareness and breakfast lust.
Drew Curtis
The Angel of Shiloh Had Nematodes
You’ll just have to read the article to find out what the hell this headline means.
Drew Curtis
Woman Sues Carnival Cruise for Serving Her 14 Shots of Tequila, Wins $300,000 Judgement
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Drew Curtis
Saratoga Woman’s One-Eyed Beaver Goes Viral
A headline that launched a thousand double-takes and zero comprehension.
Drew Curtis
Some Dogs Bite, This One Shot His Owner
One man sat, got shot, rolled over and almost played dead.
Bram Teitelman
Russia’s 83rd Airborne Division Heroes Accidentally Win Darwin Award for Stolen Valor
They really shot themselves in the foot on this one. Figuratively and literally.
Drew Curtis
Dog Wins Award for Attacking a Bull To Save His Human
Your move, emotional support ferret.
Drew Curtis
British Man Injured in Domestic Incident With Weapon of Ass Destruction
It was like a full-on solar eclipse, but no moon was involved.
Drew Curtis
Olympic Athlete Becomes Slightly Less of One by Amputating Finger To Compete
While not an Olympic sport yet, Amputation could be in the running at some point, this after Australian field hockey player Matt Dawson willingly lopped off part of a digit in order to take place in the Summer Games.
Bram Teitelman
Woman Temporarily Blinded By Eyeball Tattoos Has No Regrets
Australia’s “most tattooed woman” says three weeks of blindness were totally worth it to have her eyeballs tattooed for eternity. Would you risk it?
Missy Baker
