Assisted Living Facility Gave Man 18 Shots and Beer Before Doctor’s Appointment
He didn’t make the appointment. Amateur.
Drew Curtis
Minnesota Town “Erects” World’s Tallest Nutcracker
Would rather you didn’t read into it.
Drew Curtis
Trump to Tariff Canada for Wildfire Smoke, Roughly Half of Which Is Coming From Minnesota
The only thing less contained than the wildfires is the discourse.
Drew Curtis
The Motley Fool Recommends Saint Paul for Retirement, Fails To Mention ICE Occupation
We updated their article to reflect current events.
Drew Curtis
Witch Hexes Minnesota GOP Meeting
Republicans immediately pray to cancel the curse, successfully defeating magic with slightly different magic.
Drew Curtis
Take Me Out to the Meatball Game: The Newest Major League Ballpark Feasts
Major League Baseball concessions are reaching new culinary heights. Sacrifice Bundt cake, anyone?
Katie Compa
Beer Causes Yet Another Workplace Accident
An unexpected beer explosion at Back Channel Brewing Company turned into a viral sensation. The brewery capitalized on the incident, releasing ‘Blow Back New England IPA.’ The beer is bitter, to represent the feelings of the employee who got blasted in the face.
Elon Altman
Giraffe Dung Meant for Necklace Seized by Crap Customs
A woman flew from Kenya to Minnesota with a box of giraffe poop in her luggage, intending to craft a necklace. Customs officials, unamused, confiscated and steam-sterilized the box, warning of health risks.
Odd News Staff
