Canada’s Water Management System May Have Spawned a Sentient Island
Officials have lost track of an island, which feels like the sort of sentence you’d expect from a failed civilization.
Drew Curtis
Elderly Woman Reported Missing Was at Walmart All Along
Is it a shopping center or a senior living facility?
Bram Teitelman
Facebook Joke Becomes Public Art, Then Becomes Missing Mannequin Case
Officials remain puzzled how an object with zero muscles staged the town’s greatest escape.
Drew Curtis
Missing Emu, Flightless as Ever, Ran the Coop in Pacific Northwest
A family said the escaped emu is easy to spot because it’s really tall, has a scary face, and is unlike any bird native to the entire North American continent.
Bram Teitelman
Missing Ohio Boy Was Just on His 12-Year-Old Dream Vacation
A missing 12 year old Ohio boy, was found in a Target store after spending the night. This should 100% be a Target TV commercial.
Jason Salmon
Foster Cat Returns Home; Won’t Say Where She Went
After a year-long disappearance, Baby Boo, the beloved foster cat of Curtis Orchard, has mysteriously returned back to her foster house. Now grown up, covered in piercings and going by the name Riptide, she’s set to be adopted by a new loving family.
Elon Altman
Pet Snake Slithers Away for a Year, Returns Home Unscathed in Scotland
A pet snake went on epic year-long adventure in Scotland, after going missing in September 2022. Monty, a corn snake, was feared lost forever when it suddenly returned home, unscathed, as though nothing had changed.
Odd News Staff
