Psychic Offers a Chat With Mitch McConnell, Who Is Not Dead (As Far As We Know)
A psychic claims to have access to Mitch McConnell’s spirit. Kentucky officials just want access to Mitch McConnell.
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Forensic Psychologist Reviews Latest McConnell Photo, Says Marriage Is Fake. And Some Other Things
The world's most analyzed hospital portrait somehow gets weirder on the second viewing.
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Grok Accidentally Confirms Mitch McConnell Pic Is AI-Generated
In fairness, Washington has looked computer-generated for years.
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