Trump Honors Mothers by Taking a Nap
After campaigning for half a decade against sleepy Joe, it appears President Trump was projecting all along.
Drew Curtis
McDonald’s CEO Blames His Own Mother For His Tiny Bites Eating Habit
Mother knows best, especially when it comes to publicly under-consuming your own burgers.
Drew Curtis
5 Places to Hide Easter Eggs To Make Your Kids Better People
We’re already teaching our kids that it’s okay to hunt for the offspring of egg-laying rabbits. Here’s how to also infuse some positive lessons into this Easter holiday.
Jason Salmon
31-Year-Old Baby Born in Ohio
He's not gonna believe who's the US president...
Drew Curtis
5 Reasons Mother’s Day is Better When You’re A Dog Mom
No kids, no problem. You can still celebrate Mother’s Day like the queen you are. Here are 5 reasons why Mother’s Day is actually BETTER when you’re a dog mom.
Missy Baker
Some Tips on How to Not Ruin Mother’s Day
We love our moms and we appreciate what they do for us. On Mother’s Day, the best way to repay her is to be completely different people from the children she knows.
Jason Salmon
1-Year-Old an Orphan After Mom Dies of Embarrassment Following Evite Error
If there’s one thing a one-year-old will remember about their first birthday, it’s nothing. Which is a shame since one tyke’s mom invited all 487 of her contacts to the kid’s birthday party. Here’s hoping they all brought shiny things.
Bram Teitelman
Freeloading Willy: Male Orcas Stay with Mom into Adulthood, Study Finds
Scientists say that adult males mooch food and even act like children around their mothers. Whale psychoanalysts are already having a field day with the findings.
Gabe Herman
Mom Throws Away $800k Disability Payout After Winning Tree-Throwing Comepetion
One woman’s $800,000 personal injury settlement went up in smoke, or rather, pine needles after photographic evidence emerged of her launching Christmas trees like the Grinch on steroids in a post-holiday tree-throwing competition in Ireland.
Missy Baker
