Ol’ Dirty Jackson? Lionel Richie Claims King of Pop Smelled
Lionel Richie airs some dirty laundry about Michael Jackson’s dirty laundry
Bram Teitelman
Mosquitoes Love Beer Drinkers, Says Wild Dutch Study
Finally, a scientific excuse for why your ex was always covered in bites.
Drew Curtis
John Williams Doesn’t Care About Film Music. Or Your Feelings
Turns out the Force wasn’t with him—it was just a paycheck and a piccolo.
Drew Curtis
August 24: International Strange Music Day
Otherwise known as the day my neighbors start worrying.
Richard Cole
Turns Out the Real Mosquito Repellent Was the Friends We Skrilled Along the Way
Scientists use dubstep to shut down mosquito sex drive.
Drew Curtis
August 12: National Vinyl Record Day
Drop the needle and pretend you're hip again - August 12 is National Vinyl Record Day, and yes—it's still spinning.
Richard Cole
Cry Like an Eagle: Steve Miller’s Entire Tour Canceled Due to Weather
Which weather condition caused him to cancel his whole tour? All of them apparently.
Bram Teitelman
Spinal Tap Approved: This Uncle Goes to 11
Sometimes music runs in the family. Other times, it IS the family.
Chloe Hokenson
Second Fyre Fest Postponed, Stunning the Music Industry
They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. Neither does Fyre.
Bram Teitelman
Entire Dive Bar Infused Into a Vinyl LP for Record Store Day
Miller High Life announces revolutionary new vinyl that's guaranteed to sound like your last three brain cells.
Richard Cole
Music Whiz: Glastonbury Turns Festival Pee into Fertilizer
Glastonbury, the massive UK music festival that’s been rocking nearly every year since 1970, is famous for its iconic performances and vibrant atmosphere. But the number one thing everyone’s talking about this year is… “Number One.”
Missy Baker
World’s Most Boring Concert Sells Out in Germany
Sold-out crowds recently mobbed historic St. Burchardi Church in Germany to witness the most uneventful concert of the millennium, and no, we’re not talking about Nickelback.
Missy Baker
