FIFA Gives Vuvuzelas the Red Card for the World Cup
One small step for football, one giant leap for inner-ear health.
Drew Curtis
Fred Durst Announces Festival for the Uninvited, Somehow Without Irony
Limp Bizkit frontman and noted Loserville impresario replies to Lil Wayne's Coachella pity post with what appears to be a business proposal.
Drew Curtis
Mariah Carey Plans To Release Grunge Album
The '90s are coming roaring back in the most ear-piercing way! Mariah Carey goes grunge.
Kevin Bartini
What Has Eight Arms and Sucks at Piano? This Octopus
If it takes you six months to learn "Baby Shark," maybe you should reconsider being a musician.
Bram Teitelman
Ol’ Dirty Jackson? Lionel Richie Claims King of Pop Smelled
Lionel Richie airs some dirty laundry about Michael Jackson’s dirty laundry
Bram Teitelman
Mosquitoes Love Beer Drinkers, Says Wild Dutch Study
Finally, a scientific excuse for why your ex was always covered in bites.
Drew Curtis
John Williams Doesn’t Care About Film Music. Or Your Feelings
Turns out the Force wasn’t with him—it was just a paycheck and a piccolo.
Drew Curtis
August 24: International Strange Music Day
Otherwise known as the day my neighbors start worrying.
Richard Cole
Turns Out the Real Mosquito Repellent Was the Friends We Skrilled Along the Way
Scientists use dubstep to shut down mosquito sex drive.
Drew Curtis
August 12: National Vinyl Record Day
Drop the needle and pretend you're hip again - August 12 is National Vinyl Record Day, and yes—it's still spinning.
Richard Cole
Cry Like an Eagle: Steve Miller’s Entire Tour Canceled Due to Weather
Which weather condition caused him to cancel his whole tour? All of them apparently.
Bram Teitelman
Spinal Tap Approved: This Uncle Goes to 11
Sometimes music runs in the family. Other times, it IS the family.
Chloe Hokenson
Second Fyre Fest Postponed, Stunning the Music Industry
They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. Neither does Fyre.
Bram Teitelman
Entire Dive Bar Infused Into a Vinyl LP for Record Store Day
Miller High Life announces revolutionary new vinyl that's guaranteed to sound like your last three brain cells.
Richard Cole
