Viral Hoax Claimed That Gravity Would Turn Off for Seven Seconds
Earth did not lose gravity for seven seconds on Wednesday, in case you hadn’t noticed.
Drew Curtis
NASA Now Measures Meteors in Non-Standard Unit of Measurement: Elephants
The space agency that put humans on the Moon now estimates celestial objects in pachyderms.
Drew Curtis
Artemis II Crew Reports Burning Smell From $23M Toilet, NASA Continues To Insist the Alternative Is Worse
Shitter's full.
Drew Curtis
Russia Claims The Moon as Sovereign Territory
Russia says it will carve out sovereign lunar territory by 2036, violating a treaty it signed in 1967, which still puts it ahead of the 1994 Budapest Memorandum speedrun by a comfortable margin.
Drew Curtis
Falling Metal, Rising Panic: A Government Guide To Worrying About the Wrong Things
Experts confirm space debris is technically a risk, helpfully adding to list of exotic threats you can't control.
Drew Curtis
NASA Discovers Sugar and Weird Ancient Space Gum on Asteroid Bennu
Apparently, the early solar system invented snacks, crafts, and chaos long before inventing life.
Drew Curtis
Harvard’s Space Fraud Avi Loeb Says Space Rock Is Definitely Aliens This Time
Provides zero evidence as usual.
Drew Curtis
Noted Astrophysicist Kim Kardashian Claims Moon Landings Were Fake
Guess that settles it then.
Drew Curtis
Is That a Turtle on Mars? No.
It's a rock. Obviously. And no, not Dwayne 'The Turtle' Johnson. Just a rock.
Drew Curtis
Newly Arrived Interstellar Comet Baffling Scientists With Unexpected Composition and Erratic Behavior
Scientists say it’s older than our solar system, which explains why it complains about the music.
Drew Curtis
Mutant Virus Strain Found on International Space Station
What’s mutated, drug-resistant, from space, and perhaps headed our way? No one’s quite sure yet, but it’s growing on the International Space Station, and there’s a possibility it could make its way back to Earth.
Bram Teitelman
Kale Salad Could Transform Astronaut Nutrition in Space
Scientists have crowned the kale salad as the superhero of space munchies for long distance space missions (and just for men.) There will be no salad dressings or croutons, just kale… a lot of kale.
Odd News Staff
