New Jersey Girl Scouts Achieve What Economists Call “Perfect Market Conditions” Outside Cannabis Dispensary
The “munchies supply chain” achieves full vertical integration in a Mount Laurel parking lot.
Drew Curtis
Bar Pleads For Return of Walrus Penis After Theft
Donkey's Place has got a bone to pick with the thieves.
Bram Teitelman
Monkey, Drunk Guy Wreak Havoc on Music Stores
Marsupials and alcoholics just don't seem to have any respect for music stores these days.
Bram Teitelman
Jersey Man Breakdances Through Town Hall Meeting
Sometimes the best way to air your grievances is by dancing about them.
Bram Teitelman
Alien Invasion Denied as Florida Continues To Disappoint Sky-Watchers, Earthlings
And pretty much anyone else who visits there. Other than the Disneyphiles. They love it.
Drew Curtis
An Act of Cod: Fish Falls from Sky, Damages New Jersey Couple’s Tesla
You’ve heard of “raining cats and dogs,” but this is ridiculous. In an insurance claim of biblical proportions, a large fish fell from the sky, raining chaos on a New Jersey couple’s driveway
Missy Baker
Wawa Fan Has Impressive Collection, Also Probably Diabetes
You may think you’re a fan of (mostly) Northeastern convenience store Wawa, but one megafan has got receipts, namely 1,000 order slips in numerical order. And while the store may still be his favorite, he’s currently seeking a new hobby.
Bram Teitelman
Wawa Fan Has Impressive Collection, Also Probably Diabetes
You may think you’re a fan of (mostly) Northeastern convenience store Wawa, but one megafan has receipts, namely 1,000 order slips in numerical order. And while the store may still be his favorite, he’s currently seeking a new hobby.
Bram Teitelman
Not a Shore Thing: No More Digging on our Beach, Says Local Town
A New Jersey shore town will prohibit visitors from digging holes on its beachfront. Where, we ask, is Gollum supposed to seabathe this summer?
Katie Compa
The Weird Objects People Leave on New Jersey Beaches Will Have You Saying, “Yeah, that seems about right”
A voodoo doll, a pregnancy test, and denture powder were among the recently found items during a cleanup of New Jersey beaches, along with lots of insecurity over whether New York’s beaches were better.
Gabe Herman
Two Men Steal 140 Shopping Carts Forcing Shoppers to Buy 10 Items or Less
Two men, clearly bored or having lost a bet, stole 140 shopping carts from a grocery store in New Jersey, igniting the debate as to whether it’s “10 Items or Less” or “10 Items or Fewer”… It’s “fewer”; there really is no debate.
Elon Altman
I’d Tap That! Maple Syrup is Making Strides in New Jersey
Vermont may still be leading maple syrup production in the U.S., but New Jersey’s finally tapping into its own natural resources for a sweet return.
Liz Days
Prankster Dunks Head in Pickle Barrel, Faces Charges of Being Awesome
A local legend found himself in a bit of a pickle with police when he was allegedly caught on camera dunking his head in a pickle barrel in a New Jersey convenience store.
Missy Baker
55,000 Kit Kats Go Missing in Bizarre Candy Caper
The journey of two shipping crates of candy bars took an unexpected turn, leaving freight broker Mr. Shane Black knee-deep in a pool of confusing chocolatey troubles, and wishing for a break… a Kit Kat break.
Richard Cole
