Too Fat to Fly: Missouri Bald Eagle Grounded by Gluttony
The Bald Eagle is the symbol of America, especially this particular Bald Eagle, who has been clinically diagnosed as “Too Fat To Fly.” USA! USA! USA!
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An Act of Cod: Fish Falls from Sky, Damages New Jersey Couple’s Tesla
You’ve heard of “raining cats and dogs,” but this is ridiculous. In an insurance claim of biblical proportions, a large fish fell from the sky, raining chaos on a New Jersey couple’s driveway
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Jaws Wired: Cocaine-Fueled Sharks Discovered In Brazil
Because it’s 2024 and life refuses to be normal, scientists off the coast of Brazil have discovered sharks are getting blitzed on cocaine.
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Woman Temporarily Blinded By Eyeball Tattoos Has No Regrets
Australia’s “most tattooed woman” says three weeks of blindness were totally worth it to have her eyeballs tattooed for eternity. Would you risk it?
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Shellfish Shock: Orange Lobster Discovered at Red Lobster
A Colorado Red Lobster may be changing its name to Orange Lobster after this recent one-in-30 million discovery.
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Norwegian Soccer Game Suspended After Fans Pelt the Field With Fish Cakes
A professional soccer game in Norway was abruptly halted when fans unleashed a fury of fast food onto the field.
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Traveler Detained For Attempting Live Reboot of “Snakes on a Plane”
A man was caught smuggling more than 100 live snakes into mainland China by stuffing them in his pants. Classic!
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Spice Scandal: Everything Bagel Seasoning Confiscated at Korean Airports
Move over shoes and shampoo bottles, airport public enemy number one is now… Trader Joe’s Everything But the Bagel Seasoning!
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Bow Down to the GOAT: King Charles Bestows Royal Title on Rare Goat Breed
We’re not kidding around. King Charles has bestowed a royal title on a rare golden goat breed in the UK.
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Hugging Robbers Face The Long Arm of the Law
Authorities in Southern California are warning residents to be vigilant of strangers who want a hug.
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108-Year-Old Woman Reveals Secret to Staying Young: Flirting With Mustached Men
Hide your grandpas! An Alabama woman celebrating her 108th trip around the sun has revealed her top-secret tips for staying forever young.
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Rent-an-Ugly: How One Man Turned Mediocrity Into Money
A self-described “ugly.” Japanese man is raking in the big bucks thanks to a brilliant business idea called “rental busaiku” or “not-so-good-looking guy for rent.”
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Ancient but Fabulous: Stegosaurus Turns Heads at Sotheby Auction
Just because you’re old and arthritic doesn’t mean you can’t turn heads among New York City’s elite. “Apex,” the 161-million-year-old Stegosaurus, is proof positive of that.
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Ice Scream: Ice Cream Truck Gets Swept Out to Sea
You’ve heard of an ice cream float, but this is ridiculous!
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